El Primero
Be the first clapper
difficulty:
2-4
price:
free. 99
what's it good for:
It is good for amusing your friends that are sitting around the conference table with you, but more importantly to make you feel as if you have a huge amount of power. I am talking about mind control.
Somehow you have control of the social situation and you can manipulate 100's of people just by being the first to start clapping. Then the whole room erupts in clapping. There is a huge amount of pleasure to be had just by being the first to start the clapping
For an increased level of adventure, start clapping when it is not nessesarily appropriate. It won't work if it is totally out of the blue, but best used when the speaker is taking a breath or pauses for a second. Bust out the clapping, and soon eveyone is clapping but no one really knows why. You get to play on people's following tendancies and if they weren't paying attention to the speaker they hear clapping and just join in. It is wonderful, powerful, and helpful in allowing yourself to think you really do have super powers.
difficulty:
2-4
price:
free. 99
what's it good for:
It is good for amusing your friends that are sitting around the conference table with you, but more importantly to make you feel as if you have a huge amount of power. I am talking about mind control.
Somehow you have control of the social situation and you can manipulate 100's of people just by being the first to start clapping. Then the whole room erupts in clapping. There is a huge amount of pleasure to be had just by being the first to start the clapping
For an increased level of adventure, start clapping when it is not nessesarily appropriate. It won't work if it is totally out of the blue, but best used when the speaker is taking a breath or pauses for a second. Bust out the clapping, and soon eveyone is clapping but no one really knows why. You get to play on people's following tendancies and if they weren't paying attention to the speaker they hear clapping and just join in. It is wonderful, powerful, and helpful in allowing yourself to think you really do have super powers.
posted by Brady at 2:36 PM
2 Comments:
It's also great for:
1) rescueing your peers from a speaker/presentation
2) rescueing a speaker or presenter from themselves
3) ending a meeting early
true dat!!
But instead of focusing on how it helps people I like to realize my emence power over the populous with my mind magic.
"uuuhhahaahaha...I will make you all clap your hands like little monkeys...dance monkey dance!!!"
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